Today the carhop at Sonic told me after seeing me several times she finally figured out who I reminded her of, which is odd, because I hadn't been to Sonic in probably a month - I remind her of "the lead guy in Twilight."
But take diligent heed to do the commandment and the law, which Moses the servant of the Lord charged you, to
love the Lord your God, and to
walk in all his ways, and to
keep his commandments, and to
cleave unto him, and to
serve him with all your heart and with all your soul.
Yeah, that was probably Jennifer, your old flame from Texas Land & Cattle. She tracked you down and is now appearing nightly at a Sonic near you.
ReplyDeleteTwilight. For cryin' out loud.
Ok Andrew. First let me reassure you-- you do not in the faintest way, shape or form resemble Robert Pattinson. You can breathe easy on that score.
ReplyDeleteSecond: This was totally a pick up line.
(chortling)
that is hilarious!!!!!!!! and i can kind of see what she means (sorry, margaretta) but trust me, you're much better looking than Robert Pattinson.
ReplyDeleteNo. Way.
ReplyDeletegag.
ReplyDeleteway to go with the awesome flirting skills, sonic weirdo.