Having been questioned on two separate occasions today each by a Fulmer girl as to the howity of my day, I am very rehearsed in the contemplation thereof, so can with ease inform you, dear reader, that I, while enduring some affecting trials of my closest friends, have completed a useful day in that I finished Mansfield Park, mowed the church yard, ripped through yet another amazing speech in oral comm, spent more money since sunrise than I did all last week, updated the bracket challenge, and synced my calendars (which you no doubt know is extremely relieving).